Whaddya want? It'll cost you!
Where are you?!
Anonymous

In Peach Creek.

Say Uncle.
Anonymous

……………………..

no

Hiyah, Eddy!! When are you taking me out again?? >:]

ONLY IF I’M DARED.

Good afternoon Eddy. Not getting into any unnecessary trouble today, are we?

PFFT. You wish. ‘course not. I’ve been BEHAVED.

ruinedchildhood:

same
I got you a jawbreaker cannon!
Anonymous

I like the sound of that.

What was the best scam you ever come up with or done?
Anonymous

Well, so far, all of my scams failed, so I am hoping for a future one to be awesome… But the best scam probably would have to be either that time I sold the kids all that stuff when the power went out oooorrrrr… the Thingamajig!

Ed boy. You want. Yes? [/holds up a mega jawbreaker]

ROLF, I WOULD KISS YOU FOR THAT JAWBREAKER IF I DIDN’T KNOW YOU SWEAT LIKE CRAZY AND WORK WITH ANIMALS.

YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS THAT JIMMY WILL ALWAYS BE MOAR KAWAII THAN YOU.
Anonymous

UH, NO. I AM NOT.

In this world, there is a certain point to where love and attention just becomes creepy and sadistic. Whatever.